About

Heather Masterson is a full-time public servant and resident of Colorado. She’s had the obligatory wildly eclectic work experience, including: pharmacy cashier, frozen-yogurt dispenser, phone company thrall, video store clerk, tech support geek, police dispatcher, and IT developer. She currently lives in a house shaped a little like a boxcar with her husband and various cats, and spends her free time reading, playing video games, and watching all the horror movies.

There’s No Such Thing as Vampires is the first book in the “Chromatic Fantasy & Fugue” series, and is available on Amazon.

Monetization

Aside from book sales, this site is not monetized. Any products, sites, or services mentioned or recommended in blog posts are not paid endorsements — it’s just Heather shooting her mouth off about stuff she likes. (Or doesn’t like.)